You just made my morning, Slackjaw! This is so freaking funny and I repeat, freaking funny. Although you mentioned not to repeat ourselves, so many times. But it is true in one thing, the more you write, the better you get, but also, the more you read, the better you write. We do have some apps that help us with grammar, they are great, but after all, we have to have some knowledge and own our craft. Not "everything" that google says it's absolutely right.